Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Kalau jeli...

Baru sadar deh...
Ternyata mencantumkan data jujur sejujur-jujurnya dalam internet itu ibarat buah simalakama.

Ada untungnya, terutama buat para pebisnis internet. Saat mau mencari tahu tentang partner bisnis yang mau digandeng, info tentang si partner begitu transparan sehingga meminimalisir keraguan.
Jeleknya (atau kita sebut ruginya aja ya) ternyata bisa jadi boomerang untuk diri sendiri nih untuk kasus-kasus yang hubungannya pribadi.

Hari ini, aku baru tau... ternyata pernah mencantumkan no. HP di salah satu situs.
Walah... gimana nge-deletenya tuh? Gak punya akses je...

Pasrah saja lah kalau begitu.
Semoga suatu hari nanti gak ada iklan aneh-aneh, misalnya: "Ce cari teman - hubungi no. telp 081*******"

(knocking on the wood - knock knock knock)

Cuhatku: Nama baik yang tercemar

Anjritt...!!!
Pagi-pagi aku dah misuh-misuh gini, sebellll banget.

Ceritanya ngikutin Wes di film Wanted, coba-coba nge-googling nama sendiri.
Hasilnya bow... mengejutkan banget!!
List no. 1 atas pencarian dengan keyword "Yuli Rosiana" adalahhh.... (jrengggg - tegang mode on)
Some porn blog yang dulunya emang aku bikin, tapi terus kudelete karena namanya terlalu panjang.

Dasarnya aja ada yang iseng, tuh orang tau-tauan alamat itu kutendang, dia pungut deh...
Duh.. kenapa aku ngerasa nama baikku tercemar ya

Dasarrr Asyeemmm

(Harus berusaha, biar alamat blog itu hilang dari peredaran google... Semangat!!)

Junkmail fun facts!!

Lucu...
Pagi ini aku sempetin liat folder Junkmail. Tadinya sih mau cari siapa tau ada email "bener" yang ke-block masuk Junkmail.
Eh ternyata isinya lucu-lucu (bukan isinya sih actually, tapi judulnya...)
Ada yang "how to make your p***s bigger by 3", terus "watch Actor and Actress make love"...
Banyakan sih yaaa... yang porno-porno gitu. No wonder masuk Junkmail (Thx to my smart GMAIL).

Tapi, eits... ada yang judulnya aneh banget: "Yuli Rosiana, I hate You"
Gubrakkk... email apaan sih nihhhhh...

Penasaran kubuka aja, eh gak jauh-jauh. Porno jugaaa
Hahaha... langsung ngakak ditempat, aku pikir cuma koran selevel "Lampu Merah" or "Poskota" yang pake trick ini, ternyata para spammer juga toh.

So.. kalo mau ngekek-ngekek dikit, sempatkanlah membaca email-email yang nyangkut di Junkmail anda. There's somehow fun facts out there (but the truth never lies... sekali spam tetep aja spam)

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Be Careful of My Heart - Tracy Chapman

You and your sweet smile
You and your tantalizing ways
You and your honey lips
You and all the sweet things that they say
You and your wild wild ways
One day you just up and walked away
You left me hurting
But I can forgive you for that now
You taught me something
Something took half my life to learn
When you give all yourself away
Just tell them to be careful of your heart

Be careful of my heart heart
Be careful of this heart of mine
Be careful of my heart heart
It just might break and send some splinters flying
Be careful of my heart heart
Be careful

You you you
You you you
You you you
Took my love
Thought you took it all

You you you
You you you
You you you
Took my love
And now youre gone

But Im not breaking down
And Im not falling apart
I just lost a little faith
When you broke my heart
Given a chance
I might try it again
But I wouldnt risk it all this time


I'd save
A little love for myself
Enough for my heart to mend
A little love for myself
One day I just might love again
One day some sweet smile might turn my head
One day I just might give all myself away

One day
One day
One day

Friday, August 08, 2008

Blessing in Disguise - Bryan Adams

Are you lonely?
Are you Crying?
Are those teardrops in your eyes
is it more blues, is is bad news,
is it a curse?, or a blessing in disguise.

Did you leave him?, do you love him?
Have you said your, said your last goodbyes
Is it over, hey
are you sorry?
Could it be a blessing in disguise


It's the scars that make you stronger
It's the hard times that make you wise,
It's the sweet things that only time bring, yeah
That arrive like a blessing in disguise
Ooooooooohhhhh!

Clouds roll by, and bring the rain
tears will dry to ease the pain
oh!

Are you lonely?
Are you Crying?
Are those teardrops in your eyes
is it more blues, is is bad news,
is it a curse?, or a blessing in disguise.

Is it a curse or a blessing in disguise
Is it a curse or a blessing in disguise
Is it a curse or a blessing in disguise

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Cry - Rihanna

I'm not the type to get my heart broken
I'm not the type to get upset and cry
Cause I never leave my heart open
Never hurts me to say goodbye
Relationships don't get deep to me
Never got that whole in love thing
And someone can say they love me truly
But at the time it didn't mean a thing

My mind is gone, I'm spinning round
And deep inside, my tears I'll drown
I'm losing grip, what's happening
I strayed from love, this is how I feel

This time was different
Felt like I was just a victim
And it cut me like a knife
When you walked out of my life
Now I'm in this condition
And I've got all the symptoms
Of a girl with a broken heart
But no matter what you'll never see me cry

Did it happen when we first kissed
Cause it's hurting me to let it go
Maybe cause we spent so much time
And I know that it's no more
I shoulda never let you hold me baby
Maybe why I'm sad to see us apart
I didn't give IT to you on purpose
Can't figure out how you stole my heart

My mind is gone, I'm spinning round
And deep inside, my tears I'll drown
I'm losing grip, what's happening
I strayed from love, this is how I feel

This time was different
Felt like I was just a victim
And it cut me like a knife
When you walked out of my life
Now I'm in this condition
And I've got all the symptoms
Of a girl with a broken heart
But no matter what you'll never see me cry

How did I get here with you, I'll never know
I never meant to let it get so personal
And After all I tried to do to stay away from love with you
I'm broken hearted, I can't let you know
And I won't let it show
You won't see me cry

This time was different
Felt like I was just a victim
And it cut me like a knife
When you walked out of my life
Now I'm in this condition
And I've got all the symptoms
Of a girl with a broken heart
But no matter what you'll never see me cry

This time was different
Felt like I was just a victim
And it cut me like a knife
When you walked out of my life
Now I'm in this condition
And I've got all the symptoms
Of a girl with a broken heart
But no matter what you'll never see me cry

All my life...

Coulda Been The One - Rihanna

[1st verse]
Looking back it's hard for me to see,
Just how I could've been so blind,
Like an actor on the movie screen,
To play the part with every line.

But every story doesn't have a happy ending,
Sometimes the flower doesn't grow,
I hope you understand the message that I'm sending,
Boy I'm thinking you need to know(?).

[chorus]
You could've been the one,
That I would give it all to, catch you when you fall boo

Should've been the one,
Didn't know just what you had boy, now it's just too bad boy,
After all is said and done,
You're a cheater and a liar, went to play with fire,
Boy I hope that you enjoyed your fun,
Cuz you could've been the one.

There's nothing left to say
You could've been the one (could've been, could've been, baby)

[2nd verse]
My momma didn't raise no fool,
She said "you play with fire, you get burnt",
You laugh at me, I laugh at you (hehehe),
Now it seems the table's turned.

I must admit I really thought you have a potential
But I could not of been more wrong
I need somebody that can trust boy thats essential
You had your chance but now I'm gone gone


[chorus]
You could've been the one (could've been the one),
That I would give it all to, catch you when you fall boo
Should've been the one (should've been the one baby),
Didn't know just what you had boy, now it's just too bad boy,
After all is said and done,
You're a cheater and a liar, went to play with fire,
Boy I hope that you enjoyed your fun,
Cuz you could've been the one.

Could've been the one baby,
You could've been the one,

[...]
You played yourself boy and there is no denying,
... it's just the way the story goes,
You made your bed boy, you better go lying,
.... you'll be lying there alone.


You could've been the one,

[chorus]
You could've been the one (could've been the one),
That I would give it all to, catch you when you fall boo
Should've been the one (should've been the one baby),
Didn't know just what you had boy, now it's just too bad boy,
After all is said and done (after all is said and done),
You're a cheater and a liar, went to play with fire,
Boy I hope that you enjoyed your fun,
Cuz you could've been the one.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

I think God Can Explain - Splender

There's a lot of things I understand 
And there's a lot of things that
I don't want to know
But you're the only face I recognize
It's so damn sweet of you
to look me in the eyes

It's alright, I'm O.K.
I think God can explain
I believe I'm the same
I get caried away

It's alright, I'm O.K.
I think God can explain
I'm relieved I'm relaxed
I'll get over it yet

The sent of vasoline
in the summertime
The feel of an icecube
Melting overtime
The world seems bigger
Than both of us
Yet it seems so small
when I begin to cry

It's alright I'm O.K.
I think God can explain
I believe I'm the same
I get carried away

It's alright I'm O.K.
I think God can explain
I'm relieved I'm relaxed
I'll get over it yet.

I'm so much better than you guessed
I'm so much bigger than you guessed
I'm so much brighter than you guessed

I'ts alright I'm O.K.
I think God can explain
I believe I'm the same
I get carried away

It's alright I'm O.K.
I think God can explain
I'm relieved I'm relaxed
I'll get off of your back

I think God can explain
I think God can explain
I think God can explain

Goes Around - Adam Ant

Well you walk the walk
And you smile the smile
You don't care who you hurt
As long as it's me

Well you play the part
And you tear my heart
You don't care who you hurt
As long as it's me

Is that any way to behave?
Is that any way to behave?
Is that any way to behave?
I'm asking

And I believe
What goes around comes around goes around
I believe
What goes around comes around

Well you talk the talk
And you smile the smile
You don't care who you hurt
As long as it's me

Well you play the part
And you tear my heart
You don't care what you take
As long as it's free

And if you think you took me over
You'd better look over your shoulder
And if you think it's all right
The guys are watching you

And I believe
What goes around comes around goes around...

Feed Me to The Lions - Adam Ant

too emotional am I?
too emotional am I?
with a spirit soaring
ten miles high
I sing loud words that make me cry

too emotional are we?
too emotional are we?
defying all security
I mean to keep this fire in me

because you're feeding me
to the lions
you're feeding me
to the lions
feeding me
to the lions

too emotional are you?
too emotional are you?
with just one heart
to see you through
a world where facts are so untrue